32 People Who Flawlessly Enacted Petty Revenge

Nathan Johnson Published 06/24/2024 in ftw

Life is all about choices. And if you want to live a long and happy life you learn not to sweat the small stuff.

You can't blow a fuse every time someone steps on your toes. You can't fight every single neighbor, coworker, or boss who puts you down or makes your life a pain.

But that doesn't mean you never stand up for yourself, just that you need to be calculated in how you respond to the offenses of others.

So take a page out of these people's devious revenge plots and let the hate inside you stew until it comes boiling out for the whole world to see.

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1.
I’ve Been Nerfed By The New Neighbor Kids Unarmed For The Last Time. Vengeance Will Be Swift
2.
Southlake PD For The Win
3.
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free
4.
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker As She Was Making My Lunch For Work
5.
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
6.
For $5, This Shelter Will Write The Name Of The Person You Hate On A Cat Litter Box
7.
Valentine's Day At 5:30 AM Part 2: Revenge
8.
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
9.
Revenge Is Sweet
10.
This Is What Happens When You Take Up Two Parking Spaces
11.
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
12.
My Neighbor Took These Without Asking, So I Took Them Back And Placed Them In My Front Yard For Free
13.
Parking In Australia
14.
This Guy Would Always Park His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk, Blocking The Path For Wheelchair Access. I Think Someone Finally Had Enough
15.
Bento Box Of A Japanese Husband The Day After Quarreling With His Wife
16.
Get Up And Do Some Work, John
17.
There Is A Road Being Built Next To My Friend's House And Some Idiot Parked His Car There Yesterday⁠
18.
Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?
19.
Don't Spy On Your Coworkers
20.
Get Wrecked, Jim
21.
Dave Looks Like He Hasn’t Learned The Concept Of Consequences
22.
I Guess I Shouldn't Have Used Her Coffee Creamer
23.
My Buddy Saran-Wrapped My Car. This Was My Payback
24.
Neighbor Smokes In The Balcony Outside Our Unit And Dumps His Butts On The Ground. Thought Taping A Note To His Front Door Was A Fun Way To Address The Issue
25.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
26.
Someone At My Work Was Cheated On. He Brought All Of Her Shoes To Work
27.
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan While I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him On Monday
28.
The Intern Gets Revenge
29.
Give Rich A Scoop And He’ll Take The Whole Carton
30.
My Coworker's Solution To The Person Who Keeps Getting M&M's Out Of The Vending Machine And Leaving The Wrappers Everywhere
31.
A Year Ago My Fiancé Scared Me With A Cutout Of Austin Powers. Time For A Little Payback
32.
I Cleaned The Entire Kitchen Except For This One Spot Where My Partner Spilled Sugar Two Days Ago And Left It

1.
I’ve Been Nerfed By The New Neighbor Kids Unarmed For The Last Time. Vengeance Will Be Swift
2.
Southlake PD For The Win
3.
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free
4.
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker As She Was Making My Lunch For Work
5.
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
6.
For $5, This Shelter Will Write The Name Of The Person You Hate On A Cat Litter Box
7.
Valentine's Day At 5:30 AM Part 2: Revenge
8.
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
9.
Revenge Is Sweet
10.
This Is What Happens When You Take Up Two Parking Spaces
11.
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
12.
My Neighbor Took These Without Asking, So I Took Them Back And Placed Them In My Front Yard For Free
13.
Parking In Australia
14.
This Guy Would Always Park His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk, Blocking The Path For Wheelchair Access. I Think Someone Finally Had Enough
15.
Bento Box Of A Japanese Husband The Day After Quarreling With His Wife
16.
Get Up And Do Some Work, John
17.
There Is A Road Being Built Next To My Friend's House And Some Idiot Parked His Car There Yesterday⁠
18.
Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?
19.
Don't Spy On Your Coworkers
20.
Get Wrecked, Jim
21.
Dave Looks Like He Hasn’t Learned The Concept Of Consequences
22.
I Guess I Shouldn't Have Used Her Coffee Creamer
23.
My Buddy Saran-Wrapped My Car. This Was My Payback
24.
Neighbor Smokes In The Balcony Outside Our Unit And Dumps His Butts On The Ground. Thought Taping A Note To His Front Door Was A Fun Way To Address The Issue
25.
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
26.
Someone At My Work Was Cheated On. He Brought All Of Her Shoes To Work
27.
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan While I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him On Monday
28.
The Intern Gets Revenge
29.
Give Rich A Scoop And He’ll Take The Whole Carton
30.
My Coworker's Solution To The Person Who Keeps Getting M&M's Out Of The Vending Machine And Leaving The Wrappers Everywhere
31.
A Year Ago My Fiancé Scared Me With A Cutout Of Austin Powers. Time For A Little Payback
32.
I Cleaned The Entire Kitchen Except For This One Spot Where My Partner Spilled Sugar Two Days Ago And Left It